«couldnt jerk off but loled I saw those two names in the title and clicked play so fast!»
This next yarn reminds of my former classmate Pete. He landed a job as a bus driver, but his denouement came when he took a detour and drove the bus to his home. Pete, got out, went in, left the passengers on the bus, had a cup of tea and drove on half an hour later. When the bus company discovered his antics, his supervisor dismissed him on the spot.
Sabrina Sato. Age: 23. I consider myself a very open and friendly person. I can speak English, so we can discuss any services or fantasies you want :) I can give you everything from a sweet and gentle girlfriend experience, relaxing tantric massage, sexy roleplay, S&M. Don't be shy, life is short, and I'm always up for something new and exciting.
Funny Jokes for Adults
FUNNY SHORT STORIES ***
Although LaffGaff is mainly about short jokes, that doesn't mean we don't enjoy funny short stories and longer jokes too. In fact, we love them! Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that helicopter. Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, "Ethel, you know I'm 87 years old now. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance. This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple's conversation and said, "Listen folks, I'll make a deal with you. I'll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you!
Isabel Lucas. Age: 31. A beautiful, charming, and unfettered stranger is waiting for you to invite or come to visit yourself to realize all your erotic fantasies!
Funny Short Stories
He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. We never had a second date. The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year.
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